Dave is blond, tan, and, judging by his shirtless pic, pretty damn fit. He speaks 78 languages fluently and has been to 6,521 countries in the past 7 weeks. He’s only in town for a couple days; looking for someone cool to hang with or show him around! He completes his profile with the Generic List of Interests ™: hiking, traveling, working out, movies, music, and having fun! Dave seems like he’s a scammy Tinder bot, but it’s worse – he’s a real dude.