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Foodgasms are real

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George Washington University

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Foodgasms are real

And right around the corner at the George Washington University

Tali Edid

2.13.18

If you are lactose-intolerant, I am sorry in advance.

True love-- it’s hard to describe the way it smells, tastes, and makes you feel. While sex, on the other hand, can be easily put into one word: heavenly. Have you ever enjoyed a meal so much you felt compelled to belt out “I Just Had Sex” by The Lonely Island after shutting the doors of the restaurant? Of course you have, and I'm sure you'd agree it's the best feeling in the world, especially as your food baby is kicking around your belly. The Rival is here to introduce you to the best foodgasm-worthy goods around campus that make the ideas of love and sex easier to digest.

If you hear the word sex and don’t immediately think of a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich handcrafted by the Deli and checked out by the beautiful Deli daddy himself, stop reading this. Just kidding, don’t stop. Your only excuse better be that you are vegetarian or don’t go to GW. And frankly both of these options mean your life kinda sucks. This eggy piece of art, overflowing with greasy bacon, a fried egg, melting american cheese, all squished between a Whatsa bagel, is wrapped delicately in foil by the hands of an angel.

For a caffeine fix, and a great excuse to look at attractive Aussies, we recommend taking a three-block trip from SEH to Bluestone Lane. After ordering an Australian Iced Latte, you’ll get a mouthwatering cup of two shots of espresso poured over milk and ice-cream brought to your table. Before indulging into the sexiest cup of coffee, don’t forget to snap a picture of this portrait-mode-worthy drink.

Lunch can’t get much better than at Shake Shack, where you can get a burger, cheese fries, I REPEAT, cheese fries, and coke, for less than $10.

Forget candle-lit dinners. The best way into anyone’s heart should be through their stomach. And for dinner, you have no better option than taking a quick trip to Union Market’s Cucina Al Volo. Not only is their sexy pasta delicious, so is their sole Italian employee. From bolognese to alfredo, their sauce and pasta options are fresh, delicious, and served seriously hot.

Carrot-flavored mouth sex? ‘Tis the season for carrot-flavored Baked & Wired cupcakes. And you know what that means? Carrot-flavored mouth sex.




This article is not an endorsement for any of the establishments or products listed above.